You are all invited to join the Georgia Garrison of the 501st Legion in the remote outpost of White County Georgia for a theatrical performance of “Star Wars: A Musical Parody” as performed by the students of the Sith Academy designated; White County High School.
Members of the local garrison will be on hand to provide security for this event. Barring any Rebel aggression, troopers will be instructed to mingle with the populace for holographic imaging. This event is open to the general populace who are expected to show their support of these students. Please remember, those on stage today may be your regional vice-governors tomorrow!
Showtimes are are 7:30pm May 04 (Friday) and 7:30pm May 05 (Saturday).
Location: 2600 Highway 129 North, Cleveland, GA 30528
Are you loyal? Hard working? Fully Expendable? If so you might just have what it takes to join the elite ranks of the 501st Legion!
If you’ve ever wondered what it takes to join our ranks you’re in luck. Clone Trooper 4903 aka: “Dakster” of the Florida Garrison has distributed a transmission explaining how you can proudly serve in the 501st Legion. The instructions provided by CT-4903 are written in plain Aurebesh and are so descriptive even a Gungan could follow along.
(Note: All troops in the 501st are under strict orders to terminate Gungans on sight. If you are a Gungan do not apply for membership. You have been warned)
For you aspiring troopers here in Georgia, be sure to check in on our secure conference channel: Georgia Garrison Forums
Make sure to announce your interest in the “New Recruits” section of the forum. Imperial officers are standing by to answer your questions and assist you in your journey to a much darker world!
In service to the Empire and with unquestioning loyalty,
In a rare show of goodwill the troopers of the Georgia 501st Legion as well as the Georgia Rebel Legion and members of surrounding garrisons were on hand to provide security for the local population of sentient beings known as the “Irish” as they celebrated their 130th St. Patrick’s Day parade on the streets of Atlanta this Saturday.
The word in the ranks was that the consumption of local customary beverages for this event led to the show of solidarity between the ranks of these opposing forces. As usual, the Pathfinders had to be reminded to maintain a professional composure.
The local populace was receptive to all in the ranks and the added security provided by the best in the Empire was generally well received.
As is always the case, some revelers were reminded to maintain the boundaries of the security cordon.
Little trouble was experienced and some of our trooper commanders donned the traditional garb of the local beings in an effort to win the hearts and minds of these citizens of the Empire.
We congratulate the Celtic tribes on their celebration of this glorious event and tip our helmets to the members of the surrounding garrisons for providing additional security. To the members of the Rebel Legion, while we were pleased to tip our glasses with you on this one day of celebration, we will of course show little mercy coming days.
In service to the Empire and with unquestioning loyalty,
Let it be known that Sith Lord 9763 and Trooper 8191 are hereby recognized as the Georgia Garrison’s Troopers of the Year for their unwavering loyalty and unending sacrifice in the service of the Empire.
As they have both participated in thirty-nine missions over the past Imperial calendar year promoting the operations of the Garrison, providing charitable outreach to less fortunate planetary systems and quelling rebellious factions across the Galaxy. They are therefore to be recognized by all members of the Garrison and of the Legion for their exemplary service to the Empire.
As dictated by Lord Sidious
In service to the Empire and with unquestioning loyalty,
Members of the Georgia 501st and Rebel Legion were at the AMC Theatre in Morrow GA on Feb 11th to promote the 3D Release of The Phantom Menace. Pictures are located in the Gallery.