The Georgia Garrison of the 501st Legion is proud to report the successful occupation of Turner Field, the home of the Atlanta Braves freedom fighters during their battle and subsequent (4-1) conquest of the insurgent forces known as the Houston Astros.
In this action the Atlanta Braves, the Georgia Garrison of the 501st Legion and the Mandalorian Mercenaries defeated the Rebel Legion and the insurgent Houston Astros plundering $5,000 for Stand up to Cancer.
During this conflict Imperial Forces faced formidable opposition from the relentless Rebel Legion led by the outlaw smuggler Chewbacca and forces following his doomed cause.
During the intense conflict only one trooper of the Empire was steadfast enough to attack within Wookie’s reach of this formidable foe .. he will be missed. Imperial ceremonies celebrating his action will be held in hangar 51 after mess hall.
In addition to the Texas insurgents and the Rebel Legion, Imperial troops were forced to deal with the shifting sympathies of the galactic scum known as the Mandalorian Mercenaries. Their treachery and love of profit is well known throughout the galaxy and many Galactic Credits were expended to keep them in line with Lord Vader’s wishes.
Thankfully, the invasion and subsequent occupation was successful allowing Lord Vader to take a moment of repose with citizens of the Empire.
As the fury of battle subsided local denizens of the Empire were authorized to embark upon a parade throughout the arena past Lord Vader’s reviewing stand for inspection and approval.
Let this be a lesson to all who would invade systems of the First Galactic Empire. Our forces will be quick in our response, steadfast in our resolve and certain of our victory.
In service to the Empire and with unquestioning loyalty,