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The Athens, GA Sound of Christmas parade was an evening of fun and merriment, with one highlight in particular:
Our ground troops cornered and apprehended Princess Leia, the rebel spy wanted for treason, espionage, crimes against hair, and brother-kissing.
The Princess cooperated with forces after only four hours of standard interrogation(‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ played on repeat).
In Service to the Empire and with Unquestioned Loyalty,