Troopers of the Georgia Garrison were on hand last week for the Columbus Comic Book show seeking information about some nut in leotards that thinks he’s a flying rodent. He has been jumping around corners scaring the heck out of people stating he is some sort of crime fighter.
Citizens of the Empire may rest easy as this loon was captured and transferred to the Imperial Infirmary for treatment.
Let this be a lesson to all self-appointed vigilantes running around in their pajamas. The Empire will provide for your security as we know what’s best for all under our rule. Support your troopers and get back to work.