:Emergency Flash Transmission:
By direct command of the Emperor all Georgia Garrison personnel are commanded to muster for security detail in the East Atlanta Sector of this quadrant to repel Rebel insurgents in an action known as the “East Atlanta Strut.”
Admiral Veers has reported an increase in hostile chatter from within the local populace indicating plans for unsanctioned revelry and decidedly unproductive activities.
Lord Vader is most displeased with these events and will arrive shortly in order to ensure all Imperial project schedules are observed.
Troopers are commanded to be vigilant as many of the locals will be imbibing in Jawa Juice and other spirits.
The local denizens are sure to attempt to entice our elite forces in this revelry in order to further their agendas. Be warned, any troopers found to succumb to this enticement will be brought before Lord Vader in order to express their apologies. There will be no survivors.
Lastly troopers are ordered to stay away from the local cantina known as The EARL! This establishment is known to serve some of the most notorious smugglers in the galaxy, and thus should be considered a seething hive of scum and villainy. Use all caution.
In service to the Empire and with unquestioning loyalty,