:Emergency Flash Transmission:
Lord Vader has issued a general retreat for all forces located in the Stone Mountain Sector after our humiliating defeat at the hands of the Jedi insurgents this Saturday at the Hairston Crossing Branch Library in Dekalb County Georgia. It appears our intelligence officers were duped by Bothan Spies who provided false information about the strength and command structure of enemy forces who were in search of the galactic historical archives being transported to the library installation this weekend.
Shortly after landing in this hostile system our forces were set upon by several Jedi and their Padawan learners lead by none other than that relentless scourge of the Empire, Master Yoda. Were it not for the efforts of Lord Vader our entire garrison might have been wiped out.
While we have suffered a demoralizing defeat at the base of Stone Mountain Lord Vader and the Emperor have supreme confidence in our ability to achieve final victory over the Jedi anarchists. The garrison will pull back and regroup in the far reaches of the Outer Rim as we bolster our numbers with incoming replacements.Take heart troopers, we have lost only a small battle, but the prize of galactic supremacy will be ours!
In related news troopers interested in taking the exams for the intelligence officer classification are encouraged to do so immediately as there are new openings available due to “attrition.” See your unit commander for more information.
In service to the Empire and with unquestioning loyalty,