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Keeping with tradition, the 501st sent a substantial force to Atlanta for the annual Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta Christmas parade.
As a precaution, blasters were set to ‘merry’.
Initial attempts to infiltrate Santa’s workshop undercover failed. Our forces underestimated Mr. Claus’s counter-espionage tactics.
“Hah, look at Vader’s scarf. You’d think he would be warm enough after Mustafar, am I right? Am I r- [strangling noises]”
Sadly the afternoon did not go perfectly, as one of our own was discovered to be a rebel spy. He is scheduled to be shot, put in a bacta tank, then shot again.
In Service to the Empire and with Unquestioned Loyalty,