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“I will pop you like bubble wrap.”
The Rebel droid R2-D2 was spotted, but evaded capture. Ground troops reported the droid used some kind of leg jets, but that was dismissed as being completely ridiculous.
Emperor Palpatine was in attendance and conducted an educational lecture on the effects of electricity on the body.
Zam Wesell joined our ground forces, fresh off his/her latest stint in the Bacta tank.
Good times were had, lessons learned were learned and against all odds nothing expensive was broken.
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